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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.37 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.63 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This garment-dyed tee carries a quiet confidence — soft, lived-in color and heavyweight cotton that settles like an old favorite. The front print reads like a wink to fellow marketers and data buffs: “Ask me about my attribution problem.” It’s low-key and conversational, the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to start a hallway debate, commiserate after a long analytics sprint, or wear to a meetup where charts and coffee collide. The relaxed fit and tubular knit give it a clean silhouette while the garment-dyed finish lends gentle texture and depth to the color. Built to last with double-needle seams and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton, this tee becomes more personal with every wash — an approachable way to show your trade, spark a chat, and blend comfort with a clever bit of industry humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and soft texture\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric; available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48264436285598,"sku":"79479073113041603560","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":48264468856990,"sku":"89990062413710577638","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":48264436318366,"sku":"33827128468502947830","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48264436351134,"sku":"66794783068335391126","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":48264468889758,"sku":"12143902257761828751","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":48264436383902,"sku":"18509079147935707842","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48264436416670,"sku":"30093791509284946849","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":48264468922526,"sku":"60977333882959926628","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":48264436449438,"sku":"10111746098141405553","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48264436482206,"sku":"52487527863027632678","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":48264468955294,"sku":"22096020272219361229","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":48264436514974,"sku":"10748822423399876751","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48264436547742,"sku":"18785812194182388563","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":48264468988062,"sku":"22561750284596196709","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":48264436580510,"sku":"26829315534618184302","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":48264469020830,"sku":"21092410223691803696","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":48264436613278,"sku":"22549475899783835438","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48264436646046,"sku":"17629995259619735691","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":48264469053598,"sku":"19869510893947956751","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":48264436678814,"sku":"33835438692660987509","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48264436711582,"sku":"49270837452614459345","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/0043\/5870\/files\/1818630100571695464_2048.jpg?v=1789343303","url":"https:\/\/systematicish.com\/products\/unisex-garment-dyed-t-shirt","provider":"Systematic-ish","version":"1.0","type":"link"}